A maid wanted a salary increase. And Madam wanted 3 reasons why she wanted the increase. 
Maid: I can cook Better than you.
Madam: Who told you that?
Maid: Your husband told me. 
Madam: OK, second reason? 
Maid: I can iron better than you. 
Madam: Who told you that?
Maid: Your husband told me. 
Madam: OK, and the third reason? 
Maid: I'm also better in bed than you. "This time Madam was furious & was getting ready to break her head" 
Madam: Did my husband say that? 
Maid: No the driver told me I'm better in bed than you are. 
Madam: Please lower your voice. I will increase your salary.
Sewing Machine
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