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A Maid And Her Madam

Sunday, December 29, 2013

A maid wanted a salary increase. And Madam wanted 3 reasons why she wanted the increase. 

Maid: I can cook Better than you.

Madam: Who told you that?

Maid: Your husband told me. 

Madam: OK, second reason? 

Maid: I can iron better than you. 

Madam: Who told you that?

Maid: Your husband told me. 

Madam: OK, and the third reason? 

Maid: I'm also better in bed than you. "This time Madam was furious & was getting ready to break her head" 

Madam: Did my husband say that? 

Maid: No the driver told me I'm better in bed than you are. 

Madam: Please lower your voice. I will increase your salary.

Lorem Ipsum

 

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